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Elsa Wrench

Monday, October 7, 2013
Do you have a stack of old newspapers in a corner that is taller than yourself because one day you might paint the drawing room that pretty bougainvillea colour you saw in a magazine, and you might ne
Monday, September 30, 2013
This is the conversation that used to take place at kitchen sinks, dining tables and over fences in upwardly mobile neighbourhoods throughout Trinidad: “I going in the country this weekend to see if I
Monday, September 23, 2013
“Your e-mail id has won £750,000.00 pounds,’’ the junk message began enthusiastically, “from the British JUMBO draw, held on 7th September 2013 with application draw number 014.’’
Monday, September 9, 2013
Unkind, unkind. Those comments on Her Excellency’s wardrobe choices for the Independence Day ceremony and awards function were just merciless.
Monday, September 2, 2013
Where is Denise Belfon when you need her?
Monday, August 26, 2013
“You shouldn’t drink that,’’ the burly policeman at the door of my office building said. I felt as if the bottle of diet cola in my fist had morphed into a bundle of marijuana.
Monday, August 19, 2013
Hello, let me introduce myself. Elsa Wrench is not my real name. It is a pseudonym I use for this column.
Monday, August 12, 2013
Finally, I have figured out where I have been going wrong.
Monday, August 5, 2013
What a dress. What a wedding.
Monday, July 29, 2013
“BLACK CAP,’’ read the words in the subject box of the dratted e-mail.